Windows XP

Microsoft Sam Hates Health Food

Microsoft | From ColonD | Sep 20, 2006

1. Go to your "Control Panel"
2. Now select "Speech"
3. There should be a "Text to Speech" tab -> Select it
4. Pick Microsoft Sam as your default computer voice
5. Type in "soy" and here him scream "SOY!!!!!" in a low, distorted voice.

Try "Crotch". He says "Crows Nest". LOL! Try this: Type "There is no soy on my crotch"

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Fungal Ambassador   (Mar 12, 2008)
Type in Egg and set it reaaly slow, egg sounds really wierd
kng   (Jan 25, 2008)
type in butthead... and it says buttnet
someone   (Jan 24, 2008)
It works with "soi", too.
Donald   (Nov 6, 2007)
He's actually a singer with his own band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk

(Microsoft Sam sings about Windows XP)

:-)
bob   (Aug 29, 2007)
try typing in soooooooooooooooooo it sounds wierd
lozy   (Jul 13, 2007)
if you put it on lh michelle voice it sounds like lisa simpson! LOL
doctor   (Jun 27, 2007)
ha! thats well funny. type in shower on the moon and it sounds like a song.
dan   (Jun 27, 2007)
if you say shoy, it actually sounds like soy
James   (May 7, 2007)
HAHA, that's awesome, crows nest WTF? Change the voice speed to the slowest setting and have him say soy, it give it this metallic sifi sound, really weird. Type soy a bunch of times and set the voice speed to the fastest setting, it sounds like a helicopter.
Johnny   (May 3, 2007)
"Soi" works as well. That's how I discovered it. LOL :-)
Alex   (Apr 28, 2007)
The 'soy' sound is creepy.
Dan   (Apr 23, 2007)
But he will say "Crotchsoy" if you type it in
Andee   (Mar 21, 2007)
That was pretty funny