1. Go to your "Control Panel"
2. Now select "Speech"
3. There should be a "Text to Speech" tab -> Select it
4. Pick Microsoft Sam as your default computer voice
5. Type in "soy" and here him scream "SOY!!!!!" in a low, distorted voice.
Try "Crotch". He says "Crows Nest". Try this: Type "There is no soy on my crotch"
type oooooooooooooooooooooooo a bunch of times and it sounds like a gun firing, if you have it on normal it sounds kinda si-fi ish and slow sounds like a plane Calvin Bullock - Apr 22 2009 3:39PM
put in poetry its so funny cal - Mar 5 2009 11:35AM
He's demon posessed. Aerii - Oct 23 2008 1:15PM
Type in Egg and set it reaaly slow, egg sounds really wierd Fungal Ambassador - Mar 12 2008 5:34PM
type in butthead... and it says buttnet kng - Jan 25 2008 1:45PM
It works with "soi", too. someone - Jan 24 2008 10:40AM
He's actually a singer with his own band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk (Microsoft Sam sings about Windows XP) :-) Donald - Nov 6 2007 1:26PM
try typing in soooooooooooooooooo it sounds wierd bob - Aug 29 2007 1:50PM
if you put it on lh michelle voice it sounds like lisa simpson! LOL lozy - Jul 13 2007 1:27PM
ha! thats well funny. type in shower on the moon and it sounds like a song. doctor - Jun 27 2007 2:39PM
if you say shoy, it actually sounds like soy dan - Jun 27 2007 11:15AM
HAHA, that's awesome, crows nest WTF? Change the voice speed to the slowest setting and have him say soy, it give it this metallic sifi sound, really weird. Type soy a bunch of times and set the voice speed to the fastest setting, it sounds like a helicopter. James - May 7 2007 6:13PM
"Soi" works as well. That's how I discovered it. LOL :-) Johnny - May 3 2007 9:23PM
The 'soy' sound is creepy. Alex - Apr 28 2007 9:53PM
But he will say "Crotchsoy" if you type it in Dan - Apr 23 2007 10:25PM
That was pretty funny Andee - Mar 21 2007 11:01AM