Halo - Master Chief Armor

07 Dec 2003 | Sent in by wishiwasarockgod

One of the multiplayer options allows you to edit gametypes - create an all-vehicles version of Slayer, for example. The picture that pops up when you select this option shows what purports to be a technical drawing of the Master Chief, with a bunch of mostly unreadable text pointing at various parts of his body. However, closer examination shows that not ALL of the text is... um, technical. They read as follows:
Helmet: UV PROTECTANT SUN VISOR FOR PROTECTION FROM ELEMENTS
Chest Plate: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Arm: ACTION/RELOAD ONE WAY FLEXIBLE JOINT SYSTEM
Master Chief's Left Leg: DIRECTIONAL LOCK MJOLNIR CYBORG DEALER PARTS and then some unknown graphics.
Right Leg: HYDRAULIC SUSPENSION THIGH PADS WITH COOL KEVLAR CRAP
Right Upper Thigh: SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPS SOMETIMES MY MIND PLAYS TRICKS ON ME (The lyrics to a Green Day song)
Second Arrow Pointing To Helmet: *Same as Original Arrow*

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