Universal Bull*hit Detector Watch

Okay, maybe a little off character, but the Universal Bull*hit detector watch will help you identify and even speak out against those nonsense artists. We all know who they are, but are usually to afraid to speak up, well now you can let this cool detector do all your talking.

When you hear all that junk talk, all you have to do is push a button and your detector watch will begin flash, moo, and poop. Then when the speaker asks, "What is that racket?" just answer with, "that is my bull*hit detector." Enough said. Oh by the way, it also tells the time.